Any normal parents would help them to blend in. I don't know also why they dress so weird in the film. Annoying children not helped to fit in: At best these kids are mentally ill victims of child abuse. The father is a mouth breather and couldn't possibly be an airline pilot. Thankfully the stupid parents get rid of the brats after the last one. Dumb parents: The freakish kids kill the family dog, tie up the mum and then nearly drown the baby. Stupid nuns: The nuns are pathetic mind warped 2D parodies of actual people who may or may not (unreliable narrator) physically abuse the children. Insult to religion: I'm not overly religious but this insults religious people as much as it insults orphans. Everyone sounds like they have learning difficulties. Terrible dubbing: The dubbing is APPALLING. Oooooo, someone give them a prize for that amazing concept that hasn't been done loads of times before. Why though? Here are some notes I made: Unoriginal: Adopted children get taken from an orphanage and end up evil. It's pig swill and the director shouldn't be allowed near a studio again. I disliked this from the very start, giving it two stars about halfway through before downgrading it to one star. Honestly it barely was a quarter into the movie and I was fed up with the parents. Red flags flying furiously all around the screen but nah they just a little weird and doing kid stuff. The parents find the behaviors of the kids completely normal apparently since they keep finding excuses for them. Just a whole bunch of religious bible passages spewed and actions justified by them. And finally the ending is completely "wtf?". I had to keep skipping because I did not muster the patience for it. The stuff happening towards the end of the movie has so much filler it's unbelievably annoying. The decision to simply adopt those pretty big kids from a convent without getting to know them first, dumb. Without giving spoilers, the characters are annoying. Would I recommend you to watch it for a first time? No, unless you are a sadist who thinks that time is a mere illusion.Īnd also, this is not horror. In conclusion, would I watch it for the second time? Nope. To add to the lack of human intellect, he does it during a storm. He literally leaves in the middle of the conversation as he is giving reasons to his wife to stay with him - TO FIX THE TV. Now, you'd expect that a normal person would prioritise his finding a solution to a tumultuous moment in his marriage, but this guy decides to casually go and fix the TV instead. In the ending - the husband is having a conversation with his wife about a potential divorce, trying to convince her to not leave him, and all of a sudden, the power goes out because of the rain. And I frankly did not understand the last scene - were the writers drunk or just stupid? Perhaps they were pissed at the production company. It's a concoction of randomness, nothing falls into place. Is it incompetence? Is it a lack of creativity? Or is it sadism? Tin & Tina presents a very shallow story without any details and without much outline. Again, I do not understand this new-age phenomenon of the directors and writers having a very workable plot, yet failing to develop it. That's about it.ģ.5/10 for this utter BOREFEST. Someone said this should be called dumb and dumber, I agree. Two people with zero clue about being parents. Oh, you finally remember you have an infant! Apparently, motherly instincts not so strong with this one! Big eyeroll. Don't scream you think the devil's spawn is in the house. Nope, you still wandering around in the dark. Nope, you start looking for the devil's spawn, slowly wandering about, not dash upstairs to check the baby. You don't bother to go up, knowing he's useless. It takes the threat of divorce to make daddy go upstairs to see after your baby. Just stand there watching, Finally, you've had enough and drop off the devil's spawn back at the convent But wait, you told the kids how to walk to the house. Sunny screen to Ashley useless dad to get him to move off his rearend. Then you see them drowning your kid and you stand there for a full 10 second count before limping over to grab the baby. But you do! You know the miracle baby you wanted so badly after losing twins literally in your wedding day. You leave your baby with a useless father and two psycho kids who want to baptize your baby, playing in a pool and you walk as slowly as possible and pick eggs and inspect each and every one as slowly as possible, No mother leaves their baby that alone for that long anywhere, anytime. Kids tie your pregnant wife to a bed and, oh well, it's kids being kids. Children eviscerate the family dog and both shrug and clean up the mess. The idea is to frighten the audience to death, not annoy them! Two scrawny children holding a bag over her head and she can't do anything.
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